Seriously!! What is wrong with J-Law? Not only does he still have the stash, the weird, spiky hair, AND the revealing chest hair despite the higher neckline, he is now sporting the look of death. Robert Downey Jr., who normally looks a tad bit on the “I’m a kooky actor who is way too serious about my craft,” actually looks normal in this photo beside Mr. Law here. I mean, even RDJ’s half awkward smile is better than the stone cold stare Jude is throwing at the camera.

Forget the impeding implosion of the global economy. Forget North Korea’s nuclear program. Forget the nut job that is running Iran. The apocalypse is here folks because Jude Law is taking the worst photos I’ve ever seen. Ever. We should all be afraid.