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Seriously!! What is wrong with J-Law? Not only does he still have the stash, the weird, spiky hair, AND the revealing chest hair despite the higher neckline, he is now sporting the look of death. Robert Downey Jr., who normally looks a tad bit on the “I’m a kooky actor who is way too serious about my craft,” actually looks normal in this photo beside Mr. Law here. I mean, even RDJ’s half awkward smile is better than the stone cold stare Jude is throwing at the camera.

Forget the impeding implosion of the global economy. Forget North Korea’s nuclear program. Forget the nut job that is running Iran. The apocalypse is here folks because Jude Law is taking the worst photos I’ve ever seen. Ever. We should all be afraid.


What exactly is going on in this picture?

The stash is horrifying! And why is his hair like that (all pointy on one side)? And have you seen the chest hair? And is it just me, or are his sideburns far too long for today’s trends? Obviously I have a problem with every single piece of hair that is exposed in this picture.

Unless he is off to play an “old-timey” traveling medicine man who is actually a con man that preys on lonely widows, I do not accept this as a look for Jude Law. I will also allow it if he has gotten a role as Uncle Bernie, the child molester who drinks too much and talks like Barney from the Simpsons. Other than these two possible situations in which he would be required by his profession to make himself look horrible, I totally reject this version of Jude Law.

Seriously, I’m going to have nightmares about that stash!